Jezebel is Protesting Polygamy Porter Beer And demanding... Equal Beer Rights for Women!!! If a man can have a beer with a 6-Pack of wives (Polygamy Porter) then we say that it is only fair a woman gets a beer with a 6-Pack of husbands... "Polyandry Ale" Sound fair? We thought you would agree! (Polyandry means a woman has multiple husbands to satisfy her every whim need). "But what can I do?" You ask... Why join the fun of course! Looking to add more fun & adventure to your life? Unleash your mischievious side and make em' wonder with Polyandry Ale Fakie Beer Label Stickers! Note: We cannot be held responsible for any rumors that may result. Forget happily ever after...be happy NOW...make your life's mission fun and freedom to follow your dreams without regrets! Jezebel is at YOUR service... HOW TO GET WHAT YOU WANT Become a Missionary... Serving a mission dedicated to fun, freedom and  the unapologetic pursuit of happiness!        Join Jez's insightful Happily Ever NOW Missionary Email Training Course. No temple recommend or Bishops's interview required! We accept you just the way you are... as long as you believe that people have a right to ...even in Utah!      When you join Jez's Happily Ever NOW Missionary Training you will be instantly anointed by Jezebel and the Beer Goddess Ministry of Utah as a blessed Missionary and will go to Heaven for sure!  "The root cause of unhappiness is taking life way to seriously! If it's not fun - you are doing it wrong!" ~Jezebel Enter "Sister" or "Elder" and your Last Name: E-Mail Address: Powered by GetResponse email marketing software ; CLICK HERE to view Lesson 1 "What others think of you is none of your business"  Jezebel swears on a bible that your private contact information will be kept strictly confidential! Seriously, we truly despise spam and email lists that do not deliver anything of value and just try to sell you stuff!    NEXT... RECOVER FROM RELIGION The blog that questions if religion might just be a misuse of the imagination! Discover Jezebel's insightful side... she's quickly earning the reputation of being America's Sexiest Self-Empowering  Blogger and Internet Sensation!  Is Jez spreading blasphemous rumors? This video tells all...

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